Ich bin gerade schreibfaul. Darum lasse ich diesen Artikel auf Cracked für mich sprechen und zitiere unten das Intro, welches es ziemlich auf den Punkt bringt.

I’ll be totally honest: I fucking love Valentine’s Day. I know. I know. You hate it. Hate it. Grrr. You hate it because it’s a Hallmark holiday; because it’s a shallow, commercialized moneymaker, and because you are extremely cool and tragically brilliant.

You know what I find to be the most aggravating thing about Valentine’s Day? That every year, at least one person (but always more) will say, as soon as the holiday is brought up, “You know Valentine’s Day is just a made up, corporate holiday, right? That it’s just designed to make money? Did you know that?” They say it like it’s some big secret, and only they know the truth because they dared to break off from the herd and question everything.

Wanna fight ’bout it?